Resume Wizard

I have been putting off making a 'real resume' for a decade because I suck at it and have gotten most of my jobs through word of mouth. I would, however, love to actually have one (or a few) decent, really good resumes at my disposal though. I have a LOT of random past job experience so I need someone who is like, willing to take the time to cater the resume to that.

I have some unique qualities I know that would help me in employment but I am not , lets say, the average applicant I guess (I have dyslexia and goodness who knows what other challenges)... I need to find a way to showcase that in a good light so that people understand what they are getting when they hire me (the super benefits + downsides of dyslexia), but also so that I can apply to some pretty specific jobs I think I would be good at, but arent necessarily qualified for.

I NEED A WIZARD in short... Will trade my soul...:)