Unspecified

Makes a noise that scares the actual shit out of the cats

Fresh AF hand puppet

Unused, sealed, and in the original packaging or with the original tag.

UNO=new
Winnie the shit cards in collector tin 
2 pack circa 1994 
1 pack is open, the other is still wrapped.
Yatzee score cards=new

Getcha game on

Stuff I’ll Never Use Because I Am Hyperactive

I was going to use it as a large screen tv for my tiny Napoleon Dynamite 
Butt
Stufffffff

Digital Picture Frame

NEW 
Bottle cutter.
This pos was supposed to make it real easy to upcycle my wine bottles into wine glasses in an effort to develop a balanced cycle of drinking, breaking and making.
but 
Alasssss
It Took 5 months to arrive (so I’d was long since lost all interest)  and I still haven’t figured out how to anything but my access to online shopping while drinking. 
Jk. I think we both know I’m not organized enough to add that app. 

What were we talking about?
Don’t ask me what I spend. 
I’ll dodge the duty until the end of days. 



All the curse words.

Bottle Cutter

Inc. everything required to make up to 100 unique Pantone magnets, including neons and metallics. 

$15 value

DIY Pantone Magnets

Paul Frank

One of a kind. Handmade. Packaged like new.

Pantone Rubik’s Cube

Hand made from national geographics and gloss coated, for longevity and whatnot. VROOM VROOM

30 Vintage Car Stickers

I got the Fox in a trade and I actually MADE it and omg 
IT WAS GLORIOUS 
Hook me up!

ISO Paper Crafts

Got some stuff you want to lock up 
but don’t actually mind if it goes missing? 
I GOT YOU

New with keys!

🦔“Secure” Mini Locks

Shake it.
Marvel at its glittery majesty.
As pretty today as it was the day I made it 5 years ago.
“Bulb” is a weird word.