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Are you a hipster? Do you want to date, marry, and/or impress a hipster? These three kitschy magazines from the late 80s/early 90s are perfect for your live-edge coffee table, or to bring with you to an indie coffee shop or to your slam-poetry reading.

Three Kitschy Magazines

A must-have for anyone deficient in Vitamin W.

Wooden Salad Bowls

Perfect for bleaching your hair if you have a lot of hair and you are particular about the amount of bleach you want to use and the length of hair that needs to be bleached.

Half Gallon of Bleach + Measuring Cup/Spoons + Ruler

20-Gallon Fish Tank + Filter + Stand + Light + Air Pump + Gravel + Heater + Plastic Plants

Title says it all. 

Yes, you will need to clean it, unless you don’t want to see your fish. Maybe your fish are ugly, who knows? I'm not one to judge aquatic esthetics. If you want to hide your hideous fish from the world with an unclean tank, more power to you.

20-Gallon Fish Tank + Filter + Stand + Light + Air Pump + Gra...

I bought 1,000 "Dora The Explorer" Kinder Surprises thinking that I could eat all 1,000, but I managed only to eat 993, so I have seven left. Seven is a lucky number. Perfect for Easter, especially if you are Snow White and have some discerning dwarves on your gift list.

Seven "Dora The Explorer" Kinder Surprises

I bought 100 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Kinder Surprises thinking that I could eat all 100, but I managed only to eat 93, so I have seven left. Seven is a lucky number. Perfect for Easter, especially if you are Snow White and have some discerning dwarves on your gift list.

Seven "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Kinder Surprises

See Daria Werbowy’s nipple! See the bare bottom that Johnny Depp slept beside for many years (Vanessa Paradis), among many other lovely sights!

15 Elle France, 2 Vogue Paris, 2 Marie Claire

I may also throw in three Cosmos (the magazine) and an Elle from Quebec.

French (imported from France) Fashion Magazines

I'm getting rid of this shag rug because I have bought an even bigger, shaggier rug :)

This awesome, super sexy Costco shag rug is just over a year old. You can see the full description here: https://www.costco.ca/eCarpetGallery-Yeti-Champagne-and-Cream-Shag-Area-Rug-2.2-m-x-1.6-m-(7-ft.-3-in.-x-5-ft.-3-in.).product.100215152.html