Window Alarm

How do you keep unwanted guests out.. Well in America they put signs that say we have guns.. Here we don't.. So what can we do you ask? We scare the living shit outta anyone trying to get into somewhere they are not invited.. So what better way to do so than a shrill alarm that will not only make them piddle themselves in fear.. They might even squirt a little in the behind as they run away in fear.. Just go to your local laundromat and look for the person washing just their underwear.. And there you have the want to be intruder. Caught not only by the proverbial red handed, but also the new brown stained..