Sassy Greeting Card

This is one of my greeting cards published by Frank & Funny. It has sold close to 15,000 copies in North America. I have a few copies if you'd like to trade for one and give it to your favourite 40 or 50something woman or gay man.

COVER TEXT: This Global Warming Thing Is Really A Problem INSIDE: It hasn't rained men since the 80's.

BACK COVER: This card was written by stand-up comic Daniela Saioni.. and a lot of rambling stuff about the joke. They wouldn't publish my actual punchline at the end of the rambling - which should say "locawhore" instead of "locavore, right?" - because they said it might disturb the Whole Foods crowd. But if you really want me to, I will cross out what's there and brazenly write LOCAWHORE and even autograph it for you.

Comes with an envelope (Frank & Funny's signature plain brown envelope which you may have seen in stores).

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