ISO Birthday Items

I have a 80th Birthday party coming up and we're all broke so just trying to make my step-dad feel special <3 Decorations? Balloons? Noisemakers? Funny hats, god I'd love to see him wear a plastic tiara <3 candles? He has a joke where he brings out a fire extinguisher for friends' birthdays cause there are so many candles... I'd love to actually find 80 candles to light for him. A fireman costume so I can pretend to extinguish the flames? <3

If you're holding let me know! I have tons not posted available for trade. Women's clothes. Men's socks. Dog stuff. Plants. Books. Household randomness... <3