IN ISO OF NOT GARBAGE PICKLES

I fucked up BAAAAAD and accidentally got the sweet yum yum AKA hell in a jar AKA I don’t want to live on a planet where these pickles exist AKA pure, green TRASH pickles when I meant to get the tangy dills. You know, THE GOOD ONES?

Anyways, anyone here like trash and wanna trade me, cause I’ve run out of my loved ones and just made ten burgers for the next couple of days :(

Ps bonus info... I used to be a pickle packer at bicks one summer.

Pps also desperately need a MacBook Pro charger (MagSafe 2) can make the deal REAL sweet :)

Ppps pretty bummed to not have used “in a pickle” once here

#food #need #pickles #groceries #dill