Sailing this weekend in exchange for stuff that the boat needs.

Long weekend, most of my friends, (the few that I have, fuck), are out of town. Anyone want to go sailing on a pretty boat? I need: plastic beer cups, those little dairy creamers, (where do you find those?), real cutlery would be nice, washing off the bird doo from my latest visit to the island, (yes it's open to private boats), bottles of water, Windex, scrub brushes, rags (yep), good company and laughter.

Preference will be given to groups/couples. I'd rather not wrangle 4 or 5 people who have never met each other. All welcome to imbibe discretely :). Identity of me, captain is here: www.vicporch.ca. That's my work site, but at least you know I have a face. Boat and captain are fully certified and in excellent condition. I have no idea what the weather holds, but no point in going out if it's miserable. Best to reply with times that are good and number of people. Might do the fireworks on Saturday night.

Cheers. Chris