SAUCY SMUT - Er, romance novel

So pic three is a saucy section of the book, be warned.

Lady Euphemia - and that is not a euphemism, has just been freed from a harem. By pirates. Being married off by her domineering father! But wait, will this handsome suitor with rumours of murder swirling about be the answer to her prayers?

This book has the sexiest line I’ve ever read about dates. The competition isn’t stiff, but... well you should read it.