Really Big Black Leather Jacket

Pretty much what it says. Good if you're a tough cookie with no fucks left to give, and also really tall and wide. An intimidating combination to say the least, but perhaps you have a gentle side as well and you are very kind to animals and children, even if no one wants to sit next to you on the bus.

Anyway, I don't know you. It's yours if you want it. Will trade for a penny; a hug; or free if you can come pick it up without saying a single word, communicating your intentions and desires with only body language.